To liquors
To mixers
To shooters

To the distillers who distill it
To Kimberly who concocts it
To us who drink it

To non-beer!

To hops
To malt
To yeast

To the Mesopotamians who invented it
To the Egyptians who continued it
To the Germans who perfected it

To the brewers who brew it
To Kimberly who serves it
To us who love it

To BEER!