According to Jon
OLD Testament
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7:28 - TEAM visits Berlin.
After many rounds of Boot competitions the hint of something far greater than each individual is in the air. May we call it a TEAM? No, not yet, even the TEAM was unaware of its existence at this point. We were merely testing our abilities and gaining strength.
We move to Dieu du Ciel with Drinking Helmets in hand. After decimating pitchers of beer we are asked to quiet down or to leave. Finishing our beer as quickly as possible we then erupt into a frenzy of fist pounding and shouting, creating as much noise as possible as we march ourselves to our next destination, Bar Syndrome.
After realizing that we don’t feel like spending beer money on entrance, we quickly devise a plan to enter for free; by grabbing some empty beer bottles we walk in as if we had already been there, finishing our already empty beer bottles. Worked like a charm
The following events are not for the weak of heart, as a TEAM member may have lost his ability to father children. Trying to gain access to the TEAM-dominated stage area a TEAM member helps another up. Disaster strikes! A TEAM member falls to the ground in what appears to be a very painful and compromising position. We then went home.
