Don’t read this… sing it!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my teammates served to me…

Twelve Deadly Wine Shots
Eleven Small Mojitos
Ten Shots of Cider
Nine Christmas Stoplights
Eight J-Based Shooters
Seven Sips of Bubbly
Six Mini Stouts
FIVE SHOTS OF GOLDSCHLAGER!
Four Candy Canes
Three Cups of Cocoa
Two Spruce Beers
And a Polar Bear to Make Me Obscene!

To liquors
To mixers
To shooters

To the distillers who distill it
To Kimberly who concocts it
To us who drink it

To non-beer!

To hops
To malt
To yeast

To the Mesopotamians who invented it
To the Egyptians who continued it
To the Germans who perfected it

To the brewers who brew it
To Kimberly who serves it
To us who love it

To BEER!